The effects of various drugs on spiders (scientific study)

The Calamity Game

Hmm, maybe it's my inner geek that draws me to stuff like this!!

The Calamity Game is a flash sandbox where you can set up scenes that unfold based on some simple laws of physics acting on a rag doll

Calamity Game

Use OpenDNS to improve DNS times

FROM COMPUTERWORLD.COM — No matter how big the broadband pipe you use to surf the Web, it's not big enough. Everyone, whether they use a slowpoke dial-up modem or the fastest FiOS line, wants to surf faster.

There's a simple way you can get to Web sites faster, and it won't cost you a penny. You can hack the way your PC uses the Domain Name System (DNS), the technology underlying all Web browsing. It's far simpler to do than you might imagine, as you'll see in this article.

Read the complete article @ Computerworld »

Have you been drinking?

This made me laugh and I haven't done that in a while!


Drunk Tilted Room Sketch - Watch the top videos of the week here

Well, I'm back (hopefully)

After a year which can truly be described as one of the worst of my entire life and a year without any updates to this site, I've decided to return to blogging. So hopefully updates should start appearing shortly. If anyone actually looks at this site, thanks for being patient!

Just Imagine

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

Your Birthday

Stick your Birthday in here Birthday Calculator and find out lots of stuff about it. For instance, one of my interesting facts:

Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 6.2 years old. (You're still chasing cats!)

There's hope for me yet :)

Laughing Yogi

Right, every morning we should all jump out of bed and do this:

Laughing Yogi

May need vast ammounts of alcohol tho :)

GoogleHack

Try this search in Google 'Cam server search' It's amazing some of the things you can Google for! Try a few of the results, some of them won't work, some of them do. It's fun driving someone else's  webcam.  Ok, well I think it is anyway :)

Chinese mirage

Looks almost unbelievable

Thousands of tourists and local residents witnessed a mirage of high clarity lasting for four hours off the shore of Penglai City in east China's Shandong Province on Sunday.

Mists rising on the shore created an image of a city, with modern high-rise buildings, broad city streets and bustling cars as well as crowds of people all clearly visible.